December 23, 2006

Wonder How This Ended???

Good Lord, Mother!

Put the camera down!

It's 1962, there is no "America's Funniest Videos" - come help me before I pull this down on my head!

December 20, 2006

Don't Fan it MY Way...

Mom? Do cats...? Whew! Never mind! I found out the answer!


December 18, 2006

Scanner Fun Part 2 (OK I'll Stop For Now Before I Get Carried Away)

I don't want to hear any more of this "boys rule, girls drool BS. And stop looking at the TV when I'm talking to you! If you boys want to wake up alive in the morning you will let me in that stupid tent!"


Fun With The Scanner

"Mom, I love the Ghostbuster tape you bought me, I've watched it 14,000 times. So you're telling me that if I suck up all that gray stuff with this Proton Pack I'll catch Slimer?"

"Yeah right, Mom! I think you're blowing smoke up my @$$ - this will never work without the Ecto Goggles!"


December 05, 2006

It's All or Nothin'

Friend: "Remember when you used to have that stretching routine?"

Me: "Oh yeah, I was so faithful and diligent about it! Then suddenly dropped it like I've done everything else my whole life.

Friend: "Well, at least you're consistent."