December 17, 2005

I Predict That There Will Be At Least 14 Smart Remarks Regarding Other Reasons I Might Be Avoided

Yawns are contagious.
Colds are contagious.
Why can't being rich be contagious?
Oh, I know... because then the opposite might be true, and people with money would avoid me like the plague.

11 Comments:

Blogger FTS said...

Sometimes we build up an immunity to certain things. Maybe your body rejects dead presidents.

5:16 PM  
Blogger se7en said...

Maybe you're allergic to money! I know I am! LOL

8)

7:14 PM  
Blogger bubba said...

Allergic to money? Not me. Money just scares the hell out of me. All those relatives in the wood works. I problay have kids I don't know of too. Heck who knows whats out there. Staying poor I know I have at least 1 friend and can always stay in the poor house.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Sirs_Girl said...

If they discover being a rich bastard is contagious,and you ever get rich, can we be best friends? I promise toreturn the favor? Btw, I love you for that cigarette in prison quiz. I'm worth 4 cartons. :)

2:18 AM  
Blogger bulletbow said...

The only things in life that money CAN'T BUY are the ONLY ONES that are REALLY IMPORTANT anyway, so why care about it! ~ jb///

5:45 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Hivy, yawns aren't contagious are they??

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh honey, I could come up with 15 smart remarks before you could blink. I know you TOO well.

7:50 AM  
Blogger jules said...

sorry, the anonymous above was your big sis....

7:50 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Well, you'd have cool people like me to hang around with. We could dress up and pretend to be rich, and spread our cash-poor-flu to the unsuspecting well-to-do. Wouldn't that be fun?!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Being rich is contagious. If you can just get a rich person to hang around with you long enough, all kinds of favors will start coming your way. Rich people have connections with other richies who can get you into a better job, etc. It's called "social climbing." I'm pretty sure it works.

The down side is that you won't like those rich folks much.
The rest of us are much more fun.

4:25 PM  
Blogger bulletbow said...

P. S. Ivy ~ Forgot to mention that SMILES are contagious as well!!! ~ jb///

4:12 PM  

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