December 01, 2005

Honey, You're Just a Squished Armadillo On The Road To My Happiness That I Either Need To Go Around Or Over.

I think that would make a great song title, don't you? I love thinking up song titles. Really long ones. I don't ever actually try to write a song, but hey, sometimes the genius only needs to come up with the fantastic idea. Someone else can take it from there. Yeah. Someone who can write lyrics. You know, make the words rhyme and stuff.

I am doing fine. Super fine. I have family and friends who are helping me get out of a situation that needed to be over a long time ago. It is something that I will write about some day, but I don't feel comfortable posting details at this time. Think of it like a season-ending cliffhanger. A teaser to get you to come back and see me until you find out what's up.

When I get back to my own home (where it's not 31 degrees INSIDE the house) and where I don't have to pay ask Jules to use her computer... I will try to get back on a regular posting schedule.


Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Okay, Ivy, I'm hooked. I hope everything works out well for you with that thing that you are making us wait to find out about (which is very mean of you to make us wait by the way), and I hope your brilliant song titles make you rich.

I don't do well with suspense that lasts too long. Please reveal what's up ASAP or I might chew my fingernails down to the quick.

Really, I hope all is okay.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous TSB said...

Many huggs and kisses and lots and lots of bigger huggs. :)

10:04 PM  
Blogger Krisco said...

Now we need to know! Oo oo oo!! Hurry up! (and good luck!)

10:48 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

All news is good news. Keep on keeping on (sorry to be so corny) and let us know how its going!

1:38 AM  
Blogger Karlos said...

Chin up girlie. Look forward to getting you back on a regular basis.

Keep warm!

3:04 AM  
Blogger jules said...

Your middle name IS drama. Psycho drama!

4:17 AM  
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4:18 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Hivy, good to see you back on the air, keep pitching girl.

WV ffcnnc, do what you want with that.

5:02 AM  
Blogger bubba said...

Take care and blog when you can.

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Penny said...

So long as it doesn't interfere with Margaritafest and you're okay, just do what ya gotta do!!

And take care of yourself!

7:00 AM  
Blogger aka_monty said...

You're such a tease. ;)

Sending happy thoughts your way. I'll go tell Jules to lower her rates.

You're a tough cookie~you'll be fine. I promise. Now, lets go get drunk and sing karaoke. That always helps. :)

7:09 AM  
Blogger poopie said...

Big old hug to you, goober. I'm gonna start working on some lyrics for that title...I can sooooo relate ;)

7:57 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I have family and friends who are helping me get out of a situation that needed to be over a long time ago.

When it sounds like that, it's gotta be relationship troubles. Sorry to hear of the past, but happy to hear of the present! ;o)

9:15 AM  
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9:15 AM  
Blogger mreddie said...

Great song title - I can almost hear the music, but I believe it's going to be hard to dance to, at least without stepping on the armadillo. ec

9:20 AM  
Blogger Jona said...

Love the song title, and the sentiment is true too.

Take care, and so long as you do keep posting, we don't mind crazy scedules :o)

9:23 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Sounds as if you got chin properly up. Good on ya, Ivy. And best luck, kiddo. You deserve all the breaks you can get.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Monique said...

The suspense is gonna kill me!

Glad you are doing well and hope everything (whatever it is) turns out fine.

11:07 AM  
Blogger No_Newz said...

Think country twang Ivy.

All the years I worked so hard
To let you deep inside my heart
I wanted to give myself to you
All you wanted was a drink or two

I opened the fridge cracked open your beer
Handed it over and said "Honey, here"
Drink all you want don't let me slow you down
I just want you happy but you're already on the ground

Some days it hits me hard as a brick
You been nothing but a lousy prick
You broke my heart and broke my trust
Drink all you want 'cuz your heart's already rust

Honey you're just a squished armadillo on the road
Your life is a mess, ain't nowhere to go
I refuse to destroy my happiness with you
I need to go around or over but trust me I'm through

I got in my car as fast as can be
I'm tired of your shit and you blamin' me
No more driving 'round and 'round
I think I'll just run your ass into the ground

Of course this is the first goofy shit to pop into my head. I hope it made you smile. I wrote a song about the Crazy Opossum Lady and one of my blog friends wrote music to it and sang too. I have it on my site today. If the song above didn't make you smile, that one sure will. Best of luck to you sweetheart! I'm cheerin' you on!
Lois Lane

11:13 AM  
Blogger Dorothy said...

So sorry, Ivy, but things will only get better, you'll see!

12:03 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Oh, I'm so hooked now. Damn.

"I'm so hooked and I can't let go until the chain on the car bumper breaks and I skid off to the side of this country road." That's the title. You write the song.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another one...

"I'm so hooked I'm a largemouth bass that my gramma caught on Sunday."


12:35 PM  
Blogger Trucker Bob said...

Would this title be appropiate at this time?

Take your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye.

Hang in Ivy, we're here.

1:06 PM  
Blogger Rain said...

Nice looking blog you have here.

5:46 PM  
Blogger bulletbow said...

Ivy ~ I don't really even know what to say, but it seems as though someone with your TALENT for song titles (and your amount of FRIENDS) you will have no trouble bouncing back from whatever this current situation is! BEST OF LUCK and keep your chin up kido! ~ jb///

5:57 PM  
Blogger Lis said...

Tons of hugs to you Ivy. The song title was awesome. I think I know a few people I would like to sing that too!
I'm glad to see your keeping a sense of humor about whatever is going on.

6:49 PM  
Blogger ellen said...

You're better off without that armadillo; take it from someone who had to run over and squash...erm...I mean, drive around a big rotten one herself. You have yourself a great support with that nutty sister of yours. I wish you the very best for the happy and secure future that you and your daughter deserve.

9:41 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Good luck with whatever is going on Ivy. You deserve the best honey.

7:01 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...


9:30 AM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

How about, "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

Or my favourite line from a country song (I heard this performed LIVE, I SWEAR):

"I'm standing in a phone booth on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk" and the light's about to change."

Sounds like your light just changed. Hang in there. What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

And don't forget to blog about it when you're ready... 'cause inquiring minds want to know!

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Monique said...

What TLP said. {{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}

7:51 PM  
Blogger Sirs_Girl said...

Oh no, does this mean you won't be updating at all for a while? I really enjoy your blog and I almost always walk away laughing. i do hope everything works out for you though. Good luck with everything. *hugs*

8:36 PM  

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