November 01, 2005

Forgotten Quip and Wish Me Luck

I have been worried about how my last post may have left you all with the false impression that I can still run. After gaining (literally, I'm not joking this time) 80 pounds in exactly one year... I am just now getting back to the gym and starting over with walking. Next step: wogging (that's faster than a walk but not quite a jog). Oh heck, let me tell you the real reason I couldn't sleep last night: I forgot to post my favorite quip that I wrote during those running days:

I couldn't sleep last night thinking about how fortunate I was to start my period on the morning of my first marathon. Forget 18-hour bras, forget 12-hour allergy relief, forget toxic shock syndrome, I need a 6-hour tampon. Someone should make those. They could call them marapons, or tampathons.

Check back tonight, I plan to make another post. Today is November 1st. I will go to court this morning for my final divorce decree. That is, if this goober - who is too cheap poor to hire a lawyer did all the legal paperwork correctly.


Anonymous TSB said...

OMG, yer killing me here and it's only 7am!! Just think of what would happen to men if they had deal with this kind of nonsense....

5:38 AM  
Blogger Mary said...

Good luck in court!

6:47 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

You haven't lost your ability to give out TMI.
Hope the court thing works out.

7:20 AM  
Blogger No_Newz said...

Blogger ate my comment three times. how annoying! I think I was going to say good luck in court. And keep on training. I loved the idea of the tampathon hahaha!
Lois Lane

9:35 AM  
Blogger FTS said...

I think margaritas are in order. Jules is treating. ;-)

1:05 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

I hope all goes well in court !!

1:29 PM  
Blogger jules said...

Sure I'm treating....if we can get fts to quit giving out lame excuses for joining us!

2:31 PM  

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